You win at running, football, arson, weddings, and art! You’ll even win at irony! Top score.
You did all the things.
Hello, this is Pablo
Achieve max notoriety, the rank of Pablo Escobar.
1991
Collect all secret tapes.
Bean Machine
Eat all the bean types.
The stones on this guy
Attempt to race with over 75% damage and hunger
Vicious
Fend off the police without being shot.
Do you reckon Metro's is this good every week?
Have a bad trip. Race on 4 stacks of strange beans.
Tony Jones
Buy every newspaper.
The Martian is a bad movie
Survive a full month on Mars.
Root Vegetables
Beat the game.
Old
Have over $9000.
Moriyama-san
Complete your record collection.
Aquaman talks to water, not fish
Buy fish from the fishermen.
C.R.E.A.M.
Phone mom for a loan.
Good morning video games
Start a new game plus.
Two baboons at once
Destroy two enemies at the same time.
Mr. Bean
Eat 5 bean types.
Nice
Have 69% hunger.
Well...this is low
Successfully rob a bike on the street.
Smarter than smoking
Never buy cigarettes.
I'm the Lebanese Rambo!
Eat a snack pack without throwing up.
This is real fun
Chill for over an hour.
The absolute madman
Equip more than 30 power cells to a bike.
World's Fastest Pizza
Take a pizza delivery job.