Congratulations on reaching the 100th floor! You're on the right track to become a hardcore player!

I've been waiting for you in this Mystery Room!

Welcome to Disgaea 3: Absence of Detention! We welcome new and returning players alike! Enjoy!

I am indeed the No.1 Honor Student!

I was supposed to pour salt and pepper on it, instead of hot sauce!

Boss! Boss! Boss!

Babuu.

Hot Hot Sensitive Tongue Slash! Kiiiiiaaaaahhhhh!

Hmhmhm.

Gimme an autograph later!

I will...become the Overlord!

You all graduate, today!

I shall take over this Academy!

I'm not going to get my "a" back?

I'll never stop talking!

Mooove! My fingers are on fire!!!

As a proud demon, I'll buy everything at the store!

That was just a warm. Now I'm ready to go!

The HQ at this school is truly amazing.

How 'bout buying some music for a change?

You are the Item World Champ!

Now you're the Class World King!

You truly are the Survival Master!

It's only natural for a demon to take everything.

If it spins, it's only natural to want to spin it.

Playing with bombs in Homeroom? You're quite an honor student.

I'm just testing your loyalty.

Aren't you happy to be surrounded by your favorite characters?

Don't your legs feel stronger from all that jumping?

*blush* Oh, you can stand, meow.

Reverse Pirates, yeah! All that treasure's just for me!

You gotta train! For starters, a million damage!

More training! You can do more!

It's a story about a friendship born through fisticuffs.

Erase everything! Train that brain!

Do massive chains! Use your brain to the max!

Thanks for playing! But we suggest you take a break.

Why me...?

Destroy your enemies with evil teamwork!

Isn't jumping sooo much fun?

This is the epitome of a tower!

Axel never stops working! Even in the Item World!

Force your will on them, like the demon your are!

I won't stop hitting until you stop getting up.

Yay! You got a new ally!

Transform! Yeah!

Let's cross this continent!

We're going to outer space, baby!