Hunters Lodge

412

Projects

264

Completions

74.74%

Completion

1st

Singapore

20th

Global

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Founder

King of Hazard Land!

91.58%

34.5

8,681.78

Earn all Trophies in the game. "You. Are. The. MAN! (Unless you are a lady. In which case, I apologize.)"

Earned 13 years ago

It's HAZARD TIME!

0.07%

23

0

Start your first game. "Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. --Sincerely, Matt Hazard"

Earned 13 years ago

Take 5.

1.85%

23

0.12

Pause the game for the first time. "Hey...come back here and play!"

Earned 13 years ago

Straight-A Student

3.17%

23

0.35

Complete all of the in-game tutorials. "Like I had any choice..."

Earned 13 years ago

Hands-On Approach

3.2%

23

0.36

Defeat an enemy using melee combat. "I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"

Earned 13 years ago

Eat FIST!

55.2%

34.5

157.65

Perform 10 single-hit melee kills. "In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."

Earned 13 years ago

Feeling Punchy

44.84%

34.5

208.07

Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat. "Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."

Earned 13 years ago

Headache

8.35%

23

2.4

Score 20 headshots. "A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."

Earned 13 years ago

Migraine

18.84%

23

12.25

Score 50 headshots. "That's using your head!"

Earned 13 years ago

Head of the Class

38.17%

34.5

150.8

Score 100 headshots. "Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."

Earned 13 years ago

Better Than One

54.93%

34.5

312.3

Score two headshots with one bullet. "Eat lead...both of you!"

Earned 13 years ago

Plink

40.45%

34.5

84.74

Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol. "Frag you."

Earned 13 years ago

Pull!

83.02%

34.5

356.57

Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun. "That was a blast!"

Earned 13 years ago

Auto Dealer

58.61%

34.5

177.73

Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun. "You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"

Earned 13 years ago

Russian Attack

55.06%

34.5

156.94

Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47. "They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."

Earned 13 years ago

Peekaboo...I Shot You!

53.86%

34.5

150.13

Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle. "Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."

Earned 13 years ago

Blind Luck

52.15%

34.5

140.68

Kill 25 enemies using blind fire. "Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."

Earned 13 years ago

Second Amendment

67.05%

34.5

232.69

Kill at least one enemy with every available gun. "The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."

Earned 13 years ago

Say "No" to Pots

88.78%

34.5

407.99

Shoot 30 potted plants. "Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"

Earned 13 years ago

Fire Hazard

88.66%

34.5

406.85

Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers. "Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."

Earned 13 years ago

Uncovered

40.22%

34.5

83.7

Destroy 20 destructible cover objects. "I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"

Earned 13 years ago

Boom

86.93%

34.5

391.07

Blow up 50 explosive objects. "Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"

Earned 13 years ago

No Pain, No Gain

53.2%

34.5

146.43

Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you. "That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well...maybe not quite as much."

Earned 13 years ago

Maxx Karnage

86.81%

34.5

389.95

Collect 20 Hazard pickups. "Maxx Karnage...sounds like a cool action hero name."

Earned 13 years ago

Shield Master

88.66%

34.5

406.85

Collect 20 Master Shield pickups. "It's not like I was afraid of dying...I just wanted the trophy!"

Earned 13 years ago

Just a Flesh Wound

61.27%

34.5

388.55

Complete a level without dying. "Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them."

Earned 13 years ago

Hazard Avoider

79.52%

34.5

327.24

Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting. "Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"

Earned 13 years ago

Pseudo-Hazard

88.55%

34.5

811.71

Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting. "Well...at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy...'"

Earned 13 years ago

Hazard Master

91.46%

34.5

2,596.88

Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting. "You've done this before, haven't you?"

Earned 13 years ago

Multiplayer Master!

79.52%

34.5

327.24

"What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the trophy back NOW..."

Earned 13 years ago

...Where Credit is Due

76.6%

34.5

607.36

Watch the credits from beginning to end. "Hey...aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"

Earned 13 years ago

Disco is Dead

7.84%

23

2.12

Defeat Sonny Tang. "Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!"

Earned 13 years ago

Stung

12.53%

23

5.41

Defeat Sting Sniperscope. "Your present ends now."

Earned 13 years ago

Head Cheese

83.13%

34.5

357.64

Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots. "Nice shooting! But it's not like you're PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more."

Earned 13 years ago

Meat Your Maker

86.46%

34.5

386.9

Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker. "Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your...hey, I can go on all day."

Earned 13 years ago

Draw

85.08%

34.5

374.51

Kill 50 enemies with the Dual-Wield Six-Shooters. "Now all we need is the spaghetti..."

Earned 13 years ago

Bedlam Basher

87.97%

34.5

400.62

Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack. "Good for you. Coward."

Earned 13 years ago

Dances With Guns

87.97%

34.5

400.62

Complete both nightclub encounters without any of the dance-bots being destroyed. "Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?"

Earned 13 years ago

Russian to the Finish

42.09%

34.5

91.62

Defeat General Neutronov. "From Hazard, With Love."

Earned 13 years ago

Deja-Vu

54.8%

34.5

155.44

Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3. "Your present ends now. Again."

Earned 13 years ago

Death Hazard

58.89%

34.5

179.43

Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills. "Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?"

Earned 13 years ago

Housing Crisis

59.16%

34.5

181.04

Escape from Dexter's mansion. "I gotta get me a house like THAT!"

Earned 13 years ago

Pure Energy

73.85%

34.5

282.32

Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol. "Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"

Earned 13 years ago

Well, I Heard Them Scream

85.54%

34.5

378.61

Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle. "Plasma Rifles--they're not just for Space Marines anymore."

Earned 13 years ago

Tramm Ride

74.22%

34.5

570.33

Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm. "One-two shot right to the tentacles."

Earned 13 years ago

Your Turn

76.47%

34.5

302.58

Defeat Altos Tratus. "Forecast for the next level: no more clouds."

Earned 13 years ago

Talk!

76.47%

34.5

302.58

"What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the trophy."

Earned 13 years ago

Deja-Vu (All Over Again)

77.48%

34.5

621.21

Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7. "I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!"

Earned 13 years ago

Observe the Grenade

91.11%

34.5

429.65

Kill 3 Tester employees with a single shot from the grenade launcher. "Test the grenades: check!"

Earned 13 years ago

Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands

79.52%

34.5

654.48

Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle. "Like I said…"

Earned 13 years ago

Meet Quentin.

79.52%

34.5

1,963.17

Meet Quentin. "DUDE!!!!!"

Earned 13 years ago