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Stretch Supreme
Congratulations, human. Your quick thinking saved Earth. Be vigilant, watch the skies, and never forget to stretch.
Earned 5 months ago
Level 1 - Welcome
LOG > You beat level 1. What? You want a cookie? ... Linda liked cookies. *sigh* - Stretch
Earned 3 years ago
Level 5 - Trail
LOG > Playing with chem trails is perfectly safe. - Stretch
Earned 3 years ago
Level 10 - Nuke
LOG > The human has a nuke. What could possibly go wrong? - Stretch
Earned 3 years ago
Level 11 - Skill Builder
LOG > You're on the home stretch, now. Get it? - Stretch
Earned 3 years ago
Level 12 - Bacteria
LOG > You're a gooey chunk of sentient meat. - Stretch
Earned 3 years ago
Level 13 - Cyber Bully
LOG > Bullying you is highly underrated. - Stretch
Earned 3 years ago
Level 14 - Telepathy Unit
LOG > Adding all your thoughts to mine... [DONE] *sigh* Somehow, I know less now. - Stretch
Earned 3 years ago
Level 15 - Precognition Sight
LOG > Trails, nukes, and now seeing two asteroids into the future? What a cheater. - Stretch
Earned 2 years ago
Level 16 - Sleep
LOG > You're sleepy. What's more important? Sleep or saving earth? Right. Sleep. - Stretch
Earned 2 years ago
Level 17 - There's No Fire!
LOG > Quit now! No! If you win, I won't be set on fire. - Stretch
Earned 5 months ago
Level 18 - Eye On You
LOG > My friend will spy on you - err *keep an eye* on you. - Stretch
Earned 5 months ago
Level 19 - What's Linda Think
LOG > Slap that telepathy unit on Linda's head. Bet she's thinking about me. - Stretch
Earned 5 months ago
Level 20 - Loathe Hate Relationship
LOG > I loathe you. Tell Linda she'll never love again. - Stretch
Earned 5 months ago
Custom Level
LOG > Hate to say it, but Custom mode makes you a faster human being. - Stretch
Earned 2 years ago