561

Projects

318

Completions

65.39%

Completion

3rd

United States

7th

Global

I talked to Amy. For like an hour. Today was a good day. :)

99.6%

69

20,533.54

Earn all other trophies in the game.

Earned 6 years ago

I hate my stupid stepdad.

24.5%

69

62.23

Get your first kill.

Earned 6 years ago

Oh @&!%, did I brush my teeth today?!?

89.25%

69

824.56

Get 50 kills.

Earned 6 years ago

I'm getting hungry.

85.54%

69

757.23

Get a kill with The Hand.

Earned 6 years ago

Or maybe I'm just bored. I think that's it — I'm bored.

87.04%

69

784.38

Play and finish 10 matches.

Earned 6 years ago

But I mean, why wouldn't I be? This class sucks so bad.

52.02%

69

279.94

Get 1st place in a match.

Earned 6 years ago

Maybe I'll say I need to go to the bathroom.

92.99%

69

895.03

Deposit 10 hearts in a Organ Donor match.

Earned 6 years ago

Then I'll just hide in a stall and watch videos till class ends.

21.34%

69

47.1

Complete Training.

Earned 6 years ago

Amy keeps looking at me and smiling. That's weird. I mean it's cool. But it's weird.

97.8%

69

989.93

Discover The Lost in Shooting Gallery!

Earned 6 years ago

I wonder if she likes me. How amazing would THAT be?

84.74%

69

743.15

Destroy three moon rocks in Shooting Gallery!

Earned 6 years ago

Maybe she just feels sorry for me. Or maybe she's smiling at someone behind me?

99.2%

69

1,018.54

Use all Alientown warps — including secret warps — in one match!

Earned 6 years ago

Nope — there's just a poster of Abraham Lincoln behind me. She could be smiling at the poster, I guess? That'd be so weird.

96%

69

953.86

Discover granny's terrible secret!

Earned 6 years ago

Actually, that would make me like her more. And to be clear, what I mean is, if she IS a little weird, I'd like that.

88.08%

69

802.9

The Emperor (or at least his face) will SMASH you!

Earned 6 years ago

I wasn't saying I'd like her more if she wanted to get with Abe Lincoln. That'd be super gross cuz he’s dead. And very tall.

90.64%

69

850.54

Anger an alien, kill an enemy!

Earned 6 years ago

Hooper's talking about college. Again. "So what are your plans for college, kids?" It's like everyday with this guy.

95.5%

69

1,888.04

Get 100 kills.

Earned 6 years ago

Why's he think we all want to go to college? Decades of student loan debt plus four more years in a classroom? No thanks.

93.22%

69

1,799.03

Get 50 kills with 3 different characters.

Earned 6 years ago

I MIGHT. I mean, I may want to go. But maybe not. Who says that's the ONLY way to get where you're going?!

99.5%

69

2,049.5

Get 50 kills with The Hand.

Earned 6 years ago

Not that I have ANY idea where I'm going. Alan says I need to come work at Magic Mouse this summer. Uhm, HELL no.

79.26%

69

1,300.53

Do 3000 points of damage with special attacks.

Earned 6 years ago

Maybe I'll go work at Viking Burger just to annoy him. But I really don't want to wear one of those Viking Horn Hats.

93.81%

69

1,821.5

Play and finish 20 matches.

Earned 6 years ago

I wonder if I could get a job making art. Like after high school. I'd so love to make art for video games!

92.4%

69

1,767.43

Get 1st place in 7 matches.

Earned 6 years ago

That's totally stupid and not happening. No one wants a game that looks like my art.

99.6%

69

2,053.35

Get one character to Level 15 and complete all of that character's missions.

Earned 6 years ago

Damn, I need to get some more songs on my phone. So tired of 'FEVER DREAMING'. I like it, but man I'm sick of it.

99.3%

69

6,123.63

Get 600 kills.

Earned 6 years ago

Not that I have any money to get new music, though. Hell, maybe I COULD wear that stupid Viking hat.

98.4%

69

6,013.22

Play and finish 50 matches.

Earned 6 years ago

Okay, so I just slammed into Amy in the hall and it's official: I need to man the hell up!

98.4%

69

6,013.22

Get 1st place in 25 matches.

Earned 6 years ago

I was stammering and sweating and stuttering and just standing there. I have GOT to stop being such a dork around her.

99.4%

69

6,136.06

Reach floor 15 of a ranked tower.

Earned 6 years ago

When we collided she did get some of her homework mixed in with mine. So, I DO have a valid reason to text her now.

99.3%

69

6,123.63

Win a match of Organ Donor with a single deposit.

Earned 6 years ago

Wait, text?!? Ok so I'm 100% sure I've lost my damn testicles. I need to just TALK to her! I need to be @&!%ing brave.

99.6%

69

6,160.06

Get two characters to Level 15 and complete all of those characters' missions.

Earned 6 years ago

Like those guys from the band on Mark's punk rock bootlegs. They have NO fear! I need to be like them!

99.6%

69

6,160.06

Solve all of the Sphinx's riddles.

Earned 6 years ago