561

Projects

318

Completions

65.39%

Completion

3rd

United States

7th

Global

I talked to Amy. For like an hour. Today was a good day. :)

99.9%

34.5

10,330.66

Earn all other trophies in the game.

Earned 6 years ago

I hate my stupid stepdad.

32.97%

17.25

28.17

Get your first kill.

Earned 6 years ago

Oh @&!%, did I brush my teeth today?!?

91.46%

34.5

432.87

Get 50 kills.

Earned 6 years ago

I'm getting hungry.

84.97%

34.5

373.7

Get a kill with The Hand.

Earned 6 years ago

Or maybe I'm just bored. I think that's it — I'm bored.

89.71%

34.5

416.59

Play and finish 10 matches.

Earned 6 years ago

But I mean, why wouldn't I be? This class sucks so bad.

56.41%

17.25

82.32

Get 1st place in a match.

Earned 6 years ago

Maybe I'll say I need to go to the bathroom.

93.81%

34.5

455.31

Deposit 10 hearts in a Organ Donor match.

Earned 6 years ago

Then I'll just hide in a stall and watch videos till class ends.

34.66%

17.25

31.1

Complete Training.

Earned 6 years ago

Amy keeps looking at me and smiling. That's weird. I mean it's cool. But it's weird.

98%

34.5

497.01

Discover The Lost in Shooting Gallery!

Earned 6 years ago

I wonder if she likes me. How amazing would THAT be?

92.28%

34.5

440.67

Destroy three moon rocks in Shooting Gallery!

Earned 6 years ago

Maybe she just feels sorry for me. Or maybe she's smiling at someone behind me?

99.4%

34.5

511.26

Use all Alientown warps — including secret warps — in one match!

Earned 6 years ago

Nope — there's just a poster of Abraham Lincoln behind me. She could be smiling at the poster, I guess? That'd be so weird.

96.6%

34.5

482.95

Discover granny's terrible secret!

Earned 6 years ago

Actually, that would make me like her more. And to be clear, what I mean is, if she IS a little weird, I'd like that.

90.64%

34.5

425.27

The Emperor (or at least his face) will SMASH you!

Earned 6 years ago

I wasn't saying I'd like her more if she wanted to get with Abe Lincoln. That'd be super gross cuz he’s dead. And very tall.

92.87%

34.5

446.32

Anger an alien, kill an enemy!

Earned 6 years ago

Hooper's talking about college. Again. "So what are your plans for college, kids?" It's like everyday with this guy.

96.6%

34.5

965.9

Get 100 kills.

Earned 6 years ago

Why's he think we all want to go to college? Decades of student loan debt plus four more years in a classroom? No thanks.

95.7%

34.5

948

Get 50 kills with 3 different characters.

Earned 6 years ago

I MIGHT. I mean, I may want to go. But maybe not. Who says that's the ONLY way to get where you're going?!

99.8%

34.5

1,030.83

Get 50 kills with The Hand.

Earned 6 years ago

Not that I have ANY idea where I'm going. Alan says I need to come work at Magic Mouse this summer. Uhm, HELL no.

86%

34.5

765.49

Do 3000 points of damage with special attacks.

Earned 6 years ago

Maybe I'll go work at Viking Burger just to annoy him. But I really don't want to wear one of those Viking Horn Hats.

96.1%

34.5

955.71

Play and finish 20 matches.

Earned 6 years ago

I wonder if I could get a job making art. Like after high school. I'd so love to make art for video games!

95.1%

34.5

936.07

Get 1st place in 7 matches.

Earned 6 years ago

That's totally stupid and not happening. No one wants a game that looks like my art.

99.9%

34.5

1,033.07

Get one character to Level 15 and complete all of that character's missions.

Earned 6 years ago

Damn, I need to get some more songs on my phone. So tired of 'FEVER DREAMING'. I like it, but man I'm sick of it.

99.6%

34.5

3,080.03

Get 600 kills.

Earned 6 years ago

Not that I have any money to get new music, though. Hell, maybe I COULD wear that stupid Viking hat.

98.9%

34.5

3,037.02

Play and finish 50 matches.

Earned 6 years ago

Okay, so I just slammed into Amy in the hall and it's official: I need to man the hell up!

98.9%

34.5

3,037.02

Get 1st place in 25 matches.

Earned 6 years ago

I was stammering and sweating and stuttering and just standing there. I have GOT to stop being such a dork around her.

99.6%

34.5

3,080.03

Reach floor 15 of a ranked tower.

Earned 6 years ago

When we collided she did get some of her homework mixed in with mine. So, I DO have a valid reason to text her now.

99.5%

34.5

3,074.25

Win a match of Organ Donor with a single deposit.

Earned 6 years ago

Wait, text?!? Ok so I'm 100% sure I've lost my damn testicles. I need to just TALK to her! I need to be @&!%ing brave.

99.9%

34.5

3,099.2

Get two characters to Level 15 and complete all of those characters' missions.

Earned 6 years ago

Like those guys from the band on Mark's punk rock bootlegs. They have NO fear! I need to be like them!

99.9%

34.5

3,099.2

Solve all of the Sphinx's riddles.

Earned 6 years ago