I Totes Planned That Boss
Slew Mister Boney Pants Guy
Yaaaaaay
Introduced thyself to the White Knight
Shorty, You So Best
Completed thy quest by rescuing yonder queen
Girl's Gotta Eat
Fed thy noble queen 3 times during one visit to her quarters
It's Like That One Video
Showed thine worst enemy, the abomination known as "The Darkness," who is the nerdiest of them all
They Was All "Hey That's Mine"
Unsheathed 5 swords from Immortal Skeletaurs without leaving the area
Dang Girl You Ace At This Game
Won the most challenging round in Murderlin's Temple
Hmmmmm
Wielded the Mysterious Amulet
Keep Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'
Demonstrated your skill, or lack thereof, at rolling the magical treasure orb of many sides
Make it Raaaaaid
Vanquished the Ancient Dragons of Destruction