Knockout League Champion
Earn every trophy
Ready for Prime Time
Complete all sections of the tutorial
First Victory
Win your first fight
Sparkly
Get "In the Zone" (get Gold Gloves)
Pristine Gloves
Defeat Iron Maiden without ripping your gloves
Hard Headed
Parry Scurvy's headbutt attack 3 times
Not So Fast
Get an interrupt 5 times against Barrage
No Wake-Up Uppercut Here
Parry Crimson Fang's double uppercut attack (Grudge Match Mode)
Short Circuited
Get an interrupt 5 times against Volt
The Cake Is a Lie
Defeat The Magician without punching the wrong portal
No Ink for You!
Defeat Octopunch without getting inked
Nerves of Steel
Without getting hit, block all of Showtime's punches in a single match
Meat, Interrupted
Interrupt Tri-Tip's Meathook attack 3 times
Ink Cleaner
Wipe a gallon of Octopunch's ink off
Shake It Off
Shake the Magician's bunny off
Pro Champ
Defeat all Pro Circuit fighters
Superstar Champ
Defeat all Superstar Circuit fighters
Champion... Champ?
Defeat all Champion Circuit fighters
Elite Champ
Achieve a cumulative "superscore" of 5,000,000 on the Elite Circuit
World Class Champ
Achieve a cumulative "superscore" of 7,000,000 on the World-Class Circuit
Legend Champ
Achieve a cumulative "superscore" of 6,000,000 on the Legend Circuit
Perfect Run
Defeat all fighters without taking damage (Grudge Match Mode)
These Hands Don't Stop
Get 1,500 points on stamina mode Focus Mitts
Ready for Your Training Montage
Complete hard mode Focus Mitts without making more then 3 mistakes
Flying High Now
Get 275 points on hard mode Speed Bag
Never Tired
Get 10,000 points on stamina mode Reflex Alley
Reflex Perfection
Complete hard mode Reflex Alley without making more than 5 mistakes
Wipe Yourself Off
Throw Showtime's money back at him when he's down