I Totes Planned That Boss
Slay Mister Boney Pants Guy.
Yaaaaaay
Introduce thyself to the White Knight.
Shorty, You So Best
Complete thy quest by rescuing yonder queen.
Girl's Gotta Eat
Feed thy noble queen thrice during a single visit to her quarters.
It's Like That One Video
Show thine worst enemy, the abomination known as "The Darkness", who is the nerdiest of them all.
They Was All "Hey, That's Mine!"
Unsheathe 5 swords from Immortal Skeletaurs without leaving the area.
Dang Girl, You Ace At This Game
Win the most challenging round in Murderlin's Temple.
Hmmmmm...
Wield the Mysterious Amulet.
Keep Rollin', Rollin', Rollin'
Demonstrate your skill, or lack thereof, at rolling the magical treasure orb of many sides.
Make it Raaaaaid
Vanquish the Ancient Dragons of Destruction.